Monthly Archives: September 2011

State of the Fan: The Dark, Oft-Unspoken Annals of Fandom by Tim Bailey Edwards

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Jakub

This is the first in a series of guest posts entitled ‘State of the Fan.’ Friends of Sophisticated Pulp will be dropping by to relate their unique and personal experiences as fans of their favourite (tormenting/elating) NHL franchises, in advance … Continue reading →

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Not the ‘One Ring’, but certainly ‘A Ring’

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Jakub

It’s the night of August something-or-other, and it’s a Saturday night. The latest UFC event is to be starting soon (did I just lose all credibility?) and I’m about to dig into a few chicken wings, lovingly smeared with a … Continue reading →

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Carey Price is awesome/crap and other pre-season, post-game musings

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Jakub

Believe it or not, the NHL season is ramping up. It’s come up quick and, to be honest, and I’m not sure I’m actually ready since that oh-so-soul-wrenching Vancouver Canucks 2011 playoff run (read: choke job) isn’t fully behind me … Continue reading →

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My favorite thing about Sarah Palin is…

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Jakub

*constructed from Google search My favorite thing about Sarah Palin is that her mere existence drives many lefties into braindead apoplexy My favorite thing about Sarah Palin is her ability to continuously one up herself on stupid ass comments. My … Continue reading →

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A guide to Christopher Nolan’s directorial incoherence…

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Jakub

… at least insofar as his directing of action sequences. Critic and Roger Ebert blog founder Jim Emerson picks apart The Dark Knight’s famous car chase scene, revealing visual inconsistencies and editing errors, providing an explanation as to why so … Continue reading →

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Solutions to Problems That Don’t Exist

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Jakub

I was at that store the other day, it was called Solutions To Problems That Don’t Exist, you might know it as a Bal-Mart or a Barget or by another name altogether. I walked in, and the sales guy was … Continue reading →

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On Carl Sagan’s Cosmos and avoiding another dark age

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Jakub

I’m sure I won’t be introducing this to anybody – I think something like 770 million people have seen this documentary – but as we slide further and further into this tired, tire-spinning media feedback loop, with increasingly bogus controversies … Continue reading →

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I know what the Senator wants, what the Senator wants…

Posted on September 2, 2011 by Jakub
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@ThreeHeadedBlog I love the Twitterz!

Posted on September 2, 2011 by Jakub

When I was young, maybe around 10 or 11, I lived very near to a very close friend. We spent many days hanging around each other’s houses, playing 21, darts, videogames, you name it. So strong was my connection to … Continue reading →

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The Man got you down? Well, fuck the man…

Posted on September 2, 2011 by Jakub

Face it, we’re all fucked. The way our economy is sputtering, none of us are headed anywhere. Our leaders are impotent, scared to bite the chubby hands that feed them, as their leaders – the bankers – greedily and ceaselessly … Continue reading →

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